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βαθμός δυσκολίας:4

q: how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

q: how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
a: two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the
bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
a': βιολί
a'':ψάρι

q: how many zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: a tree in a golden forest.
a': two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it.

q: how many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
a: one, if it knows its own goedel number.

q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
a: Depends on what you want to change it into.

*ο τίτλος από το γνωστό ανέκδοτο με το λιβιεράτο.
** η διάθεση από το the latter, the latte-r and the sp-latter